The Girl Blog

Hmmmm so Ashley, since she is now a TA, is going to hook up with a random vampire slayer. Possibly named Buffy. And here we were thinking it was Jaclyn who was the gay one...
I will pay someone 3 shiny quarters to write my essay for me. If interested, please email me. Not only will you be paid for this endevour, it will also enrich your life in ways that only writing an essay on Russian history can.
Also, I have taken your advice Niamh and I now have no legs. At first I wondered if perhaps I went a little far, what with it only being my one big toe that hurt. But then I realised that I am just like Lieutenant Dan from Forest Gump. Then it was all good.

Awww I love Travis and his disgusting. Not so much the momma-glow though as the thought of it makes me gag. But I do hope Travis and them come for New Year's. Woo Hoo more people...Well maybe. Though I am sure that even they have better things to do.

Yeah for Ashley becoming a TA. Now you can boss first years around and stuff. Ooo and you can fall in love with one of your students and then discover that they have crazy super powers and are able to kill vampires and demons and stuff, but then they find out that you work for this top secret government group that hunts down the demons and such and does test on them and implants chips in their brain to stop them from killing people. That would be awesome and not at all unlike Riley and Buffy. Cool.

Sorry to hear about you toe Laura especially since it is the little piggy that went to the market. That's the most important one. Can a person walk without their big toe? I say no. So if you have get it amputated you might as well get rid of the whole leg. Cause really what use is it if you can't walk? Oh and you should really get the other leg amputated as well..You know, for aesthetic purposes. Or I guess you could get a prosthetic toes but that seems like a lot of trouble.

What? Jaclyn your gay? I really thought Steve would have been the one, you know cause of the blog name and the flamboyantness and all but I guess it's always the one you least expect. I just thought the whole grabbing my ass all the time and saying how much you wanted to get with me was just friendly redheaded banter. Boy was I wrong.

Wait a second here. I'm beginning to get the impression that someone on this blog is gay. However, I have yet to decipher who. Anyone got any ideas? I'm leaning toward Jaclyn. If only there was some clear-cut sign or clue.
Congrats Steve on the George Brown acceptance. Now you can have fun with projects and midterms and exams just like the rest of us. What fun!
I can't believe you guys are both leaving Roots! Why are you quitting Steve? I wanted more discounted Roots clothing! And where will I work this summer?? Clearly I rely on Ashley for my summer employment.
On a personal note, I split the skin on my big toe open playing tennis the other day. Now it is still throbbing. I hope it is not infected. It would suck if they had to amputate. I can only assume that they will.
Anyway, I thought you would all want to know that.

My school friends were Niamh and Tamara--so that means 50% of my school friends will be at the party. So there. And I will be talking to the X-north bay boys to see if they wanna celebrate in ajax. However, if they do come you'll have to brace yourselves, they're a bit crude. I really hope Travis comes, Niamh loves him (and his momma-glow).

I stand corrected Steve. What can I say, I see the good in nothing. Well that's not true, I do see the good in having something at Jordan's place and not mine for New Year's. And as for other friends, don't you have other friends Jaclyn. And if the fact that they live far away is your excuse then Niamh and Laura have the same excuse. Steve is a lazy bum who has no school friends cause he doesn't go to school. Although he is going to school in January (congrats to that)so by next New Year's we migh have some success. Katharine...I have no clue. And as for me, my school friends are, unlike us, not pathetic and have other friends to party with on New Year's.

On a happier note I shall officially be a TA next semester for one of my accounting profs and will be making $15 an hour and all I have to do is mark some assignments, no actual teaching involved which is excellent considering I would have a heart attack if I had to stand in front of a class and teach a bunch of first years. Some of my fellow classmates got stuck with that job...however they seem to think they got the better end of the deal. But that's their perogative. Anywho...Yay me!! Which means, Stevie, I have no clue what I'm gonna do about Roots. Two jobs + school = superstressed Ashley. That just won't work.

There is a possibility that Jordans parents will be out of town for New Years, so we might be able to host a gathering there. I told Jordan to ask, so we'll see. But for a gathering we need people. particularily boys since jordan's the only one (this is where steve would come in handy). Don't you guys have school friends or something?

Does that crazy woman know that gluttony is considered a sin? One that she has clearly partaken in. Mostly I just wanted to punch her. She was so lound and abnoxious, never mind the crap she was babbleing about.
I don't know what we should do for new years. But as for ashley's pesimistic rant--New years hasn't always sucked. It was good when we had friends. I'm sure we'll think of something. Steve, what are you doing for New Years? And Katharine, are you doing something with us for new years or do you have other plans?

I tried going to that website but it was taking too long so I cancelled it. And who said we're going to my place for New Year's? We do that every year...time to pass the torch on to someone else. But really, whose ever house we go to it's gonna suck cause we always do the same thing and it always sucks. And we have no friends which doesn't help the situation. The only thing that would make it half decent is if we went out somewhere but that costs money soooo...I have no ideas. Laura your prediction sounds about right...although not too appealing. Boo us. But enough with my pessimistic ways...sorry Steve but you'll have to count me out for this weekend as I have an exam on Saturday. Boo to that as well.

Wow Steve that video was pretty insane. That woman is messed up. I wanted to reach through the computer and slap her. She's also waaay to fat. I felt so sorry for her family, especially the little kid. If you were that insanely Christian why would you even agree to go on a show like that?
ALL THE DARK SIDED PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

That site was hilarious Steve. "every time I left that house I saw the budda flaggy". That woman is insane. If anyone needs saving its that woman's children..from her."They had their gargoyles and their moons...they were dark-sided". Awesome!

Steve we don't always go to Tim Horton's and/or watch a movie. Occasionally we also do such things as go on murderous rampages, or win the Olympics. One time Ashley even started a sucessfull cottage cheese company. It is now the number one cottage cheese company in the world. How's that for excitement?
Anyway, we still have no New Year's plans. And I'm not liking how I think New Year's is going to turn out: Tim Horton's, a movie rental and some alcohol at Ashley's. Wooh 2006!