The Girl Blog

Oh and one more thing, Jaclyn was slightly exaggerating as to how good of friends my school peeps are. Sadly, you guys are still pretty much all I've got.

Well Niamh if it makes you feel any better I was in all last night too studying for a midterm and will be in all tonight studying for the other two midterms I have this coming week. And if i can squeeze in time for the assignment I have to get done between studying and working the whole weekend, then that will also deter me from having any sort of life. Accounting better make me rich...and not just any kind of rich, filthy rich. When that happens I will buy you all presents. And if it doens't, screw the world.

Well Niamh, I must say that my Friday night was pretty dull as well. I just lazed about the house and watched CSI which I'm slowly being hooked on. At least you found $1.25 in the couch. That's more than enough for a medium coffee at Tim Horton's. Yum! And I'm assuming you're being sarcastic about Ghost Whisperer being good. Please say you were being sarcastic.
In Halloween news, I'm going as a granny zombie. I already bought my costume today at Value Village. It' fantastic!
I shall send you all pictures.
Finally I must end this post by saying that 1)Life as a House is not that good. 2) So you think you're all popular now Ashley? What would Bowie say?

Well I hope you are all having a lovely Friday night out with all your friends (especially Ashley who thinks she's sooo great with all her fancy new friends and is too good for us now) . I my self spent yet another night alone, wallowing in my own self pity. I watched Ghost Whisperer (which is an excellent show starring the talented Jennifer Love Hewitt) and I licked peanut butter off of playing cards (FYI it tastes best on the Jack of diamonds) I also looked for loose change in the couch cushions ( $1.25 thank you very much) and turned the volume off and commentated a whole episode of Wild Kingdom, so you see working at the zoo has taught me a few things . All and all it was a typical night for me, full of loneliness and pretty much me just being stupidly pathetic.

I did no such thing. Just because you're lonely and looking for a reason to post doesn't mean you should blame me. I feel so used.
So what are you ladies doing for halloween? I know Ashley's going to some fancy party with all her new best friends from school--whom she told me she liked more then all of you.
In other news, I just found out that my sister has never seen Life as a House before. I was shocked and appauled. Ashley, can I borrow the copy I got you for christmas the weekend I'm home? I'll get it back to you by the end of the weekend.

Jaclyn told me to post something, so I'm posting something. Damn that girl and her seductive ways...even over MSN she's got it.

I'm coming home November 11th. So we're gonna celebrate Katharine's birthday on the friday--if she's available, she hasn't responded about that yet. Speaking of which, if you read this katharine post if you're available and what you'd like to do (go out, drunken sleepover party, etc.).
As for Steve, Ashley and I decided Laura will pick out a really great present and we'll all chip in. Since she kinda knows him the best. That, and we have no idea what the hell to get him. Done.

They actually divorced?! Damn, I was looking forward to all the goodies they'd be advertising this upcoming Christmas season. Now where am I gonna get my Christmas gift ideas from.

Yes, yes and no

-A Red Panda (which look more like a raccoon thana Panda) really did escape. A tree fell into it's enclosure and it was able to climb out. It is most likely still in the zoo somewhere.
-The Canadian Tire people did actually get a "divorce" but only the character not the actors, whom I believe are not actually married.
-I have not heard any more news about Amanda but if I do I'll let you know.

When are people coming home again? Not until Steve's birthday I'm assuming. Are we getting him gifts? If so, any suggestions?

Jaclyn are you calling our blog boring???

So a panda bear who enjoys water sports and skiing eh? That would be something to see. Did it really escape? And did the Canadian Tire couple really break up? Because I read a fake article posted on The Hammer a couple of months ago saying they were divorcing. I just assumed they were 2 [very annoying] actors and thus, not really married.

Have you heard anything more about Amanda Fernandez?

Wow Naimh, you really know how to spice up a dull blog.

Attention! A Red Panda has escaped from the Toronto Zoo. If spotted please approach with caution as while these animals may look like cuddly little Teddy bears they are vicious predators. They enjoy water sports and skiing, eating human flesh and are usually found nesting in large cooking pots. But watch out as one of there favourite places to stock their prey is in sock drawers where they can pounce on an unsuspecting sock getters.

In other news, it is my sad duty to report that Tad and Gloria the Canadian Tire Family (yes they have names. I was disgusted too.) are splitting up. Yes it seem all is not well in paradise. Isn't it ironic that with all the tools they own none could fix the problems in their marriage. So we will be seeing no more of Tad and Gloria. I am sorry Laura I know how much you admired them.

Good news my friends. I would like a PlayStation 2!
Now you may be asking yourselves "but how does this effect me?" Well, I shall tell you how.
Since I am such a kind friend and pure soul, I believe that you, my friends, owe it to me to buy me a fancy and funtastic gift. Now I understand that as students, money is a little tight right now. However, nobody really needs 2 kidneys anyway, and you can receive good $$ for one on the black market.
As I'm sure you can see, my demands are only fair.
Please send my new PlayStation 2 to either my house in Waterloo or Ajax. It would be nice if you could send a lovely Hallmark card along with it. I suppose a Carlton card would be acceptable as well.