The Girl Blog

Oh Ashley. You and your Bryan stories. I think that it's gone on quite long enough now. We all realize that he is not real and just a figment of your imagination. There's no need to be ashamed. We all have our problems, like Katherine and her obsession with TV, Laura and the Russianness and poor Jaclyn who compulsively lies about having crazy operations in an attempt to get people to feel sorry for her. So really there is no need to worry about you little secret because in the end just be thankful you are not like Jaclyn.

Ashley you are correct. I did misread your post. I thought you were accusing both me and Katharine of not wishing you a happy birthday. What can I say? I'm surrounded by Russian every day, clearly my English is suffering. My most sincere apologies.
And Katharine: you will not be receiving a birthday present this year.
Anywho, I wish we got Passions here. Poorly dubbed into Russian of course.
As for my briefly hospitalised friend. She just had an infection that got really bad really fast. She just needed several different anti-biotics.

Wat are yuo talkign aboot ashley? I can obveously speel. stuped.
I decided I like this "zing". I think I'll keep it.

Well, the story is is that the actress who plays Sami had a baby so she's on maternity leave. So they got this guy who's supposed to be Sami dressed up as a man and he/she is out to get revenge on everyone she hates or who has done something wrong to her in the past. Yeah it's crazy and stupid and so very Days of Our Lives. Why are we surprised?!

And Laura I don't know what your talking about, I saw your Happy birthday to me and I read it, so I'm not sure what you meant about me not being able to read. Are you possibly referring to that post i did about Katharine not wishing either of us a happy birthday and sarcastically thanking her on both our our behalfs. Hmmmm, I'm confused, go back and reread the post, I think it is possibly you who can't read properly (double zing!!). Same to Jaclyn. Oh and by the way Jackie, it's either not eather, miss i can't spell (zing zing). Hehehe oh girls how you make me laugh.

Oh wait, one more thing, Bryan went home on Wednesday. I drove him to the GO train and he won't be back till Monday. Sorry guys. Looks like ya'll won't be meeting him till Laura does.

I was wondering why that guy kept having flashbacks of Sami. When did that happen? AND there's two Jen's? Days of ourLives is getting crazy.

Oh crazy Passions. And what the fuck (that' right Ashley I type the actual word not just f*$%. I'm a badass) is with Sami being a man now? She's not just dressed up like a man, no, no. It's an actual guy(although he has very feminine features) playing the role. How the hell did that happen? And what's with him/her trying to screw everyone in Salem over? And two Jennifer's who look identical until Jack realized that one of the was a spy for Tony and then magically she looks nothing like the real Jennifer. I'm so confused. That show is seriously messed up. Yet I continue to watch.

I don't know why that posted twice

Okay, Whitney was hardley even showing when she went into labour. Let alone that she's progressed mainly while wearing the same red shirt--which leads me to believe that it is all supposed to have happened in one day. STUPID PASSIONS. Yet I continue to watch, so who's really stupid?
Laura, what happened with your friend? (P.S. I doubt that Ashley can read eather [zing!]) heh... zing.
Niamh and I, unfortunately, will not be home untill tomorrow. So I'm suggesting that we make the Birthday bar plans for saturday(which should work cause I think adam and aaron go to church). And on friday we'll do something with adam, aaron, and possible Bryan. That way we can do gifts and stuff on friday too.
Does that work for everyone?

Okay, Whitney was hardley even showing when she went into labour. Let alone that she's progressed mainly while wearing the same red shirt--which leads me to believe that it is all supposed to have happened in one day. STUPID PASSIONS. Yet I continue to watch, so who's really stupid?
Laura, what happened with your friend? (P.S. I doubt that Ashley can read eather [zing!]) heh... zing.
Niamh and I, unfortunately, will not be home untill tomorrow. So I'm suggesting that we make the Birthday bar plans for saturday(which should work cause I think adam and aaron go to church). And on friday we'll do something with adam, aaron, and possible Bryan. That way we can do gifts and stuff on friday too.
Does that work for everyone?

Ashley I wished you a happy birthday. In Russian and English. Clearly you don't read the blog very well. In fact I'm beginning to doubt that you can read at all (zing!)
Anyway my birthday was fun times involving dinner at a nice restaurant. Plus I count the awesome Moscow weekend as being part of the birthday festivities.
Unfortunately one of the girls in my group had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance on the evening of our birthday and then craziness ensued. Everything is fine though now.

Oh and there has been nothing in the way of making out thus far. Good thing, bad thing? Who can say.

Are you freakin' kidding me?! Why the hell doesn't she just go back to Days of our Lives now that her dream of becoming a real tv star has flopped. Belle and Shawn haven't been the same without her. New Belle sucks!!! Fire her and bring back the Storms!! And old Carly coming back cause new carly is leaving. What the f*$%?! I'm not a Carly fan to begin with but i started to like her character a bit more with new Carly. Old Carly cried soooo much, I swear during times when crying wasn't even necessary. It's like the show forced her to do it all the time cause they thought she was so good at it. Kinda like how they make Courtney wear sleeveless shirts all the time to show off her man muscle arms. How the hell is that in the slightest bit attractive?! I hate her even more every time I see her arms. Guh, stupid soaps, I can't handle this. Sadly the summer is approaching rather quickly and I will unfortunately find myself watching these shows nearly every day. Oh and one more thing, how did Whitney on Passions already have her incestrial (is that a word?) child, I swear that just last week she was talking about being pregnant toTheresa but was showing no sign of being pregnant, and now the kid has been born. Did I miss something?

That's where Belle is going?! I'm so pissed! Stupid general hospital. That's right--I said it! Or rather typed it I guess.

For all you Days of our Lives/General Hospital fans, Kristin Storm (old Belle from Days) is joining the Cast of General Hospital in the role of Maxie Jones. I still really want her to go back on Days but thank god they got rid of that other girl playing Maxie, cause I really hated her.

Awww... poor forgotten Ashley. I love you. And don't worry, we'll make sure you have a great birthday weekend.
Laura, what did you do in Russia for your birthday??? You better have made-out with someone!

Katharine, Laura thanks you for the happy birthday wish on the blog I'm sure and I thank you for the phone call...oh wait....nevermind no need to cause that didn't happen. No worries your a busy girl...tv is on all the time.

Lol I'm just kidding, your forgiven....sorta.

You better hurry up Niamh. I'm getting bored, and I need my spongebath soon.
P.S. I've left the door unlocked on account that I don't think I can make it up the stairs so just come on in.

Happy Birthday To All (well just Ashley and Laura actually) and To All A Good Night...or day which ever you prefer...or both even. After all it is your Birthday.

And if Jaclyn can't drink this weekend Ashley, don't worry I'll drink for her.

And Jaclyn if your reading this, I'm still at school but I'll be there soon.

С днем рожденения Ашлии!!!!
That means Happy Birthday Ashley!!!
And happy birthday to me as well, seeing as how I rock and all. Go being able to drink in Buffalo!

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY ASHLEY AND LAURA!!! Apparently I'm gonna be posting a lot, since I have nothing better to do.
Jordan's dad is coming up thursday morning to work on the car, so we might be able to come home thursday depending on how long it takes to get the car going. Which would be ideal since my mom wants to go to church saturday night. However, if we don't my mom will have to undersatnd.
As for Laura's car accident question. We went trough an intersection and smashed into another car. The other car only had body damage, but we were smashed pretty good. Jordan's Dad's gonna put in a new radiator which will get the car home--but it won't be coming back with us.
And Ashley, they didn't give me any drugs (much to my dismay) they just told me to take advil for pain. And I should be okay to drink in a couple days so don't worry.
Well Niamh's on her way over with a movie, to take care of me and feed me junk food (a very important part of the recover process). So happy birthday again girls. Bye

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY LAURA (and me too!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drink some vodka like a crazy Russian person tonight, or at least this weekend.

Glad you guys (Jaclyn and Niamh) are coming home this weekend, I was scared it was gonna be a lonely lonely birthday for me this year.

I hope you are feeling better soon Jaclyn and make a full recovery. Are you on medication for it that doesn't let you drink alcoholic beverages? I bet the liqour would clean your insides right up. Oh, and yes that was very much like a gross Katharine story.

Well then Happy Birthday to you Laura!!! And Ashley too in case I don't post tomorrow. You'll be happy to know that I'm in pain for your Birthday. I had my surgery today. It actually went really well, alot better then the last one. I just can't move in any position that wrinkles my belly as it pulls at my stiches. (Hey, this is kinda like a gross katherine story).
Anyways, we'll probably get home this weekend. However, we won't be able to go out on Thursday as I'm probably not leaving till Friday. So we'll probably go out on Saturday or something. I'm sure we'll figure it out.

Oh my god, know what's crazy Laura...Since your 8 hours ahead of us our birthday comes first for you. So when it's just a regular old day for me it's our birthday for you. But ofcourse it all even's out when it's still our birthday for me but for you it's the next day. INSANE!!

It's my last week of school ever (I hope)! Whoo hoo! Well I have exams next week but meh. Oh thank god I don't ever have to come back to this god forsaken place ever again. Ever again Jaclyn! So nuts to visiting you next year. And what do I plan to do now that I am done school you may ask? Well I plan to live a home and mooch off my mom for as long as I possibly can.

Good to know that everyone's ok after the accident Jaclyn. Sounds kind of scary though. What happened?
I still don't know what I'm going to say to Adam. Grrrr.... I wish he hadn't brought this up to me.
Anyway Moscow was awesome. We got skating tickets and it was the BEST TIME EVER. We just got back to Petersburg and it's 5:30am and I'm bloody tired. Sleep is my friend right now.

LOL, oh that was funny Jaclyn!! Not the car accident part, the "tell him to go fuck himself" part. Laura I think you should say exactly that. You can even directly quote her as the proof is written here in the blog.

PS I'm glad your ok pookie (oh and Jordan too I guess).