Friday, December 09, 2005
Hmmmm so Ashley, since she is now a TA, is going to hook up with a random vampire slayer. Possibly named Buffy. And here we were thinking it was Jaclyn who was the gay one...
I will pay someone 3 shiny quarters to write my essay for me. If interested, please email me. Not only will you be paid for this endevour, it will also enrich your life in ways that only writing an essay on Russian history can.
Also, I have taken your advice Niamh and I now have no legs. At first I wondered if perhaps I went a little far, what with it only being my one big toe that hurt. But then I realised that I am just like Lieutenant Dan from Forest Gump. Then it was all good.
I will pay someone 3 shiny quarters to write my essay for me. If interested, please email me. Not only will you be paid for this endevour, it will also enrich your life in ways that only writing an essay on Russian history can.
Also, I have taken your advice Niamh and I now have no legs. At first I wondered if perhaps I went a little far, what with it only being my one big toe that hurt. But then I realised that I am just like Lieutenant Dan from Forest Gump. Then it was all good.
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