Sunday, October 16, 2005
Attention! A Red Panda has escaped from the Toronto Zoo. If spotted please approach with caution as while these animals may look like cuddly little Teddy bears they are vicious predators. They enjoy water sports and skiing, eating human flesh and are usually found nesting in large cooking pots. But watch out as one of there favourite places to stock their prey is in sock drawers where they can pounce on an unsuspecting sock getters.
In other news, it is my sad duty to report that Tad and Gloria the Canadian Tire Family (yes they have names. I was disgusted too.) are splitting up. Yes it seem all is not well in paradise. Isn't it ironic that with all the tools they own none could fix the problems in their marriage. So we will be seeing no more of Tad and Gloria. I am sorry Laura I know how much you admired them.
In other news, it is my sad duty to report that Tad and Gloria the Canadian Tire Family (yes they have names. I was disgusted too.) are splitting up. Yes it seem all is not well in paradise. Isn't it ironic that with all the tools they own none could fix the problems in their marriage. So we will be seeing no more of Tad and Gloria. I am sorry Laura I know how much you admired them.
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