The Girl Blog

Hey hey Miss I'm too busy to see my friends because I have to study. You'll get your present when I feel like giving you your present...Which will probably be the next time I see you.

I just got the tickets for Ireland today. Hurrah! Oh by the way my mom made a mistake with some of personal information when booking the flight so Jaclyn you will be traveling as an eleven year old boy with a stuttering problem and a lazy eye which you are very sensitive about. You are also deathly afraid of untensils so you will have to eat through a straw. Ashley you are an eighty year old geriatric women with conic bladder problems so needless to say you will be seated near the bathroom and may be forced to wear an adult diaper. I am sure that both of you will have no problem pulling these roles off. Enjoy your fight!